The glorious nation of Pakistan has entered its most glorious era. We can finally speak the truth about the things that make us better than everyone else in the world. Earlier we could not because Hindu-Zionist propaganda was affecting the length of our nation’s Minar-e-Pakistan.
As August 14 comes do remember that it was this very General Raheel Sharif who liberated Pakistan with his bare hands from the forces of evil. He was alone and there were 500 billion Hindu Zionists who were against him. But he shouted Allahu Akbar and liberated us with his bare hands and we must put his banners on Pakistan Day. What an inspiration!
Then we must also remember the hard work by our visionary Dr Nawaz Sharif III, Earl of Raiwind, who has just been awarded an Honorary Doctorate by the world’s greatest university, Jamia Hafsa of Islamabad. Dr Nawaz Sharif has literally built this country with his bare hands, often working with the labourers as they put brick and mortar for Metro Buses’ flyovers and bridges. What an inspiration!
Our great director generals of the numerous intelligence agencies have spent numerous decades secretly keeping Zombies and aliens out of this country. They wake up at night when everyone is asleep and then go search for zombies and kill them with their bare hands. We must always remember that no supernatural power has been able to target us Pakistan because of these DGs. What an inspiration!
The biggest multi-minister, Chaudhry Nisar Ali Khan, who is both a Chaudhry and a Khan at the same time, is secretly filibustering any negative propaganda by his long sermons on TV and National Assembly. Without him Pakistani airtime will be taken over by Hindu Zionist sponsored Qadiani Shia Sunni Barelvi Deobandi media. He is saving Pakistan with his open mouth. What an inspiration!
The lone mujahid who is fighting evils of everything away with his immaculate spirituality, Dr. Aamir Liaquat Hussain, has been keeping us safe by his songs of suicide and auction of babies. His prayers keep us protected from evils of India and Israel, especially the India and Israel inside of us. What an inspiration!
This article originally appeared in Khabaristan Times and has been reproduced with permission
